6.05.2003

You are Neo, from "The Matrix." You
display a perfect fusion of heroism and
compassion.


What Matrix Persona Are You?
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.......WHOA......

6.02.2003
so i just got this evite for a bday party this friday. and i was looking through the responses...and one guys responds under the YES column:

"Now I just want you to know, that it's a perfectly normal, uh, thing. And I have to admit, I, uh...did the fair bit of...masturbating when I was a little younger. Yeah. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. I never did it with baked goods, uh, but you know my uncle Fumanchu, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day."

why am i not a lesbian yet.


[ de-leslie | 12:41 PM | ]